FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
MUTATIONAL DAY WARPS REALITY, LOWERS PRICES
Washington DC, May 20 –
Apocalyptic energies escape! Strange changes overcome the world! Faster Monkey Games goes mad, puts everything on sale!
To celebrate the release of “RE-ENERGIZERS”, the first full adventure module EVER PUBLISHED for Mutant Future™, the jittery primates at Faster Monkey Games are superdeforming prices on their complete line of gaming products, now through Memorial Day Weekend.
EVERYTHING 1/3 OFF ON THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Not only can you get “RE-ENERGIZERS” for $3, but Faster Monkey’s highly-rated, full-length adventures for Labyrinth Lord™ and Savage Worlds™ go for just $4, and the infamous Turntracker drops to a mere two bucks!
SALE, WORLD TO END MAY 31; FINAL HOLIDAY WEEKEND OF CIVILIZATION RENAMED “MUTATIONAL DAY”
Ten Days After this transmission, subatomic instability will reach levels expected to prevent all life on Earth from continuing and return prices to normal. Act now, while you still can!